Hey Monte! Check out my tail!

Whoa, what? Why is it full of sparkles and red paint?

It's the new fad! It's called TailBerry, and I'm having a party this weekend so that we can talk tails and try some on. Here's the catalog if you want a sneak peek!

YOU PAY $50 FOR ONE? Did you just start selling so you could buy more of these?

They're going to break my tail if I don't meet this month's sales goal, and then how will I apply the TailBerries, Monte, HOW!?