Welp, the old computer finally bit the bucket. Any idea where I could buy a new one?

Uh, it's "kicked the bucket." And WE actually have a website that exclusively sells computers now.

You mean Woot? Or Sellout? Or Tech, which is now called Electronics?

None of those words are "computers." Computers.Woot will sell computers. Go to Computers.Woot for computers.

Do they sell T-shirts?

I hate you more and more every day.