Well, I broke down. I preordered the iPhone 4S. But I still don't understand why you would need more than one.

Wait, what? You mean because of the "S"? That's just part of the name. It's not plural.

Of course I understand that. I'm not a complete idiot.

Do you need to use my computer to log in and cancel your order?

No.

I mean - yes, please.