Will you PLEEEEASE go see that new version of The Thing with me in the theater?

No way. I'm not all that into horror movies, and I'm definitely not into cruddy re-makes of good films. Just go yourself.

I can't just go to a movie by myself!

Why not?

Because the theater manager insists I have a chaperone with me at all times.

Oh, right. I forgot about that debacle with the Sno-Caps.