MONTE I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM RIGHT NOW

Oh my goodness, what's wrong Mortimer?

I'VE COUGHED TWICE AND THERE IS A HIGH PROBABILITY THAT MY NOSE IS BEGINNING TO PRODUCE EXCESS MUCOUS

Mortimer, I think you're just developing a cold.

ARGHHH I CAN FEEL MY THROAT HURTING ALREADY, THERE'S NO TIME FOR ARGUING