The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Wed, 12 Nov 2014
Mortimer

My leg hurts.

 
 
 

Because you kicked the inside of a baby crib for a half hour yesterday.

Monte
 
Mortimer

I heard it's cool to kick it in a crib.

 
 
 

...Ok, I don't think--

Monte
 
Mortimer

I WANT TO BE COOL.