Hey Monte, I figured we could go in on that his-and-hers French press set for sale on Home.Woot today.

Wow, thanks! That's pretty thoughtful.

You can have the "hers" because you're such a girl! Ha ha!

Ah, because being a girl is such an insult.

That's what beer commercials taught me. A lack of manliness is pathetic.

Says the guy who just gave a pink coffee press to his buddy.