The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Tue, 30 Dec 2014
Mortimer

I think 2015 is gonna be YOUR year, buddy.

 
 
 

MY year? What does that mean, "my year?"

Monte
 
Mortimer

Like, you know, you're gonna OWN 2015.

 
 
 

Own? Why would merely HAVING a year mean anything good? I HAVE lots of stuff. I HAVE credit card debt and shingles.

Monte
 
Mortimer

 
 
Mortimer

Happy New Year!