Hey Monte! I just heard about this thing called being friends with benefits. What do you think?

Personally, I think it's a strange arrangement, but it works for some people I guess.

No, what I meant was do you want to be my friend with benefits?

What?! Mortimer, I'm glad we're friends, but I don't really like you in that way...

Fine! I guess I'll just register for health insurance all by myself then!