Check it out Monte, I replaced my desk at work with a couch. Take a seat!

It’s great Mortimer, but uh…why is this couch so uncomfortable?

Well, it doesn’t have any drawers, so I had to shove all my papers and office supplies under the cushions.

Mortimer, this isn’t a very good idea.

Yeah, I know, I’m never going to get any sleep on this thing.