Come one come all to my new haunted house!

Uh, Mortimer, don’t you think it’s a little weird to have a haunted house in February?

No, it’s like that thing where you buy a winter coat in the summer and it’s on sale for really cheap.

Yeah, but in that scenario you’d be the guy selling the coats. No one’s going to want to buy them.

I don’t think you understand how this works, Monte. I’m the guy who makes money with a haunted house. No one’s selling coats.