The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Sat, 14 Feb 2015
Mortimer

What is LOVE?

 
 
 

A lot of people ask themselves that on Valentine’s day.

Monte
 
Mortimer

Well, it actually stands for Launching Oscillating Velocity Earcraft. It’s a term I invented for the new airport I’m opening.

 
 
 

Ok, I’m going to ignore the problem of you opening an airport and just start with the fact that you spelled “aircraft” wrong.

Monte
 
Mortimer

I know, I know but if you spell it right then the acronym is LOVA. And who ever heard of a lova?

 
 
 

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Monte
 
 

Honestly, you’re kinda right.

Monte