What is LOVE?

A lot of people ask themselves that on Valentine’s day.

Well, it actually stands for Launching Oscillating Velocity Earcraft. It’s a term I invented for the new airport I’m opening.

Ok, I’m going to ignore the problem of you opening an airport and just start with the fact that you spelled “aircraft” wrong.

I know, I know but if you spell it right then the acronym is LOVA. And who ever heard of a lova?

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Honestly, you’re kinda right.