Hey Moritmer, what's up with the new hat?

I was um...reading about skin cancer and I decided I should start protecting my skin from the sun.

Your whole body is covered in fur. I don't think you need a hat to protect you from the sun.

Yeah, you're right. But I'll just leave it on to keep the rain from getting in my face.

It's not raining out. Plus, we're inside. What's up with you today?

Honestly, I just felt like wearing a new hat, but I knew everyone would expect something weird so I made up fake answers because I felt a lot of pressure to meet expectations.

Wow. Ok then.