Monte, why didn't you come to my party last night?

I did! But all your lights were off and your door was locked.

Man it's too bad you missed it. It was a real rager.

I rang the doorbell a bunch of times...no one answered.

People were getting crazy. Everyone was drinking and dancing!

I called you and I texted you! You didn't answer!

We even did the conga line!

There was no party was there, Mortimer?

...No.