Hey Monte, want some pizza?

Sounds great thanks!...Ugh this pizza is terrible! It's still frozen, Mortimer!

Yeah I'm on the paleo diet. You can only eat what the cavemen used to eat.

I'm pretty sure cavemen didn't eat frozen pizzas.

Do you think the cavemen had ovens to cook their pizza, Monte? No! They had to eat it raw and now I DO TOO.