The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Sun, 19 Apr 2015
Mortimer

Sometimes I get really down about who and what I am, ya know how I feel Monte?

 
 
 

Sounds like you're just being introspective.

Monte
 
Mortimer

Yeah. I dunno. Sometimes I wish I were an octopus.

 
 
 

What.

Monte
 
Mortimer

You know? Eight arms? I would be so much happier if I could hold 8 tacos at any given time.