Are you ready for Pastaday, Monte?

What's Pastaday?

What?! How could you not know about Pastaday!? It's the biggest international, non-denominational, government-sanctioned bank holiday in the world!

Mortimer, I don't think that's a real thing.

Well if it's not real, then where did all these spaghetti noodles come from?

I don't know but that's a lot of noodles.

I mean seriously, that's so many noodles. Where did you even get all those?

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I just can't get over how many noodles you brought in here.