You know what's the biggest marketing scam ever: toothpicks. It's like, "Get stuff out from between your teeth... BY PUTTING TOOTHPICKS IN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!" Like, who died and made toothpicks the king of between the teeth, amirite?

Yeah, but you don't leave toothpicks in between your teeth when you're done, so...

Hmm, I must say, this is an unforeseen development. Now, if you don't mind, I've gotta spit out some month old toothpicks.