Monte, look! I stole your watch!

Hey! Mortimer!! Give it... but wait, I'm wearing my watch.

HA! GOTCHA! I went out and bought the exact same watch as you just to complete this awesome prank!

But this is an antique watch given to me by my grandfather. It's worth a lot of money now.

I know! I'm broke now! I won't make rent this month! But man, TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!