The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Sat, 27 Jun 2015
Mortimer

Monte, what do you do when you like a girl?

 
 
 

Just try to be normal. Just talk to her and try to get to know her a little bit.

Monte
 
Mortimer

Hmmmm. That sounds easy enough I guess.

 
 
Mortimer

OR what if I just got my teeth cleaned a bunch of times in a row?

 
 
 

Uh...sure buddy. Whatever works for you.

Monte