Mortimer, you've got to calm down, man.

Is it gone?! Oh jeez, it was so huge and horrible! And such horrible beady eyes!

You've never actually seen a real turkey, have you?

Turkey? That was no turkey! It wasn't golden brown or full of stuffing or anything! THAT was a beast from hell itself!

Right. Maybe we'll have ham this year.

And that thing hanging from its beak! What was that?!