Thinking about going out for lunch. Maybe Italian. Interested?

No way. I never eat at Italian restaurants. Too risky.

What's the risk?

Are you serious? The risk is that the chef might be a mad scientist who's genetically engineered snakes to be tiny and skinny and look like spaghetti!

You could get ziti.

No dice. In a world where a bunch of snakes can pose as spaghetti, nothing is safe. NOTHING!