The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Mon, 10 Aug 2015
Mortimer

You ever wonder if --

 
 
 

STOP. Whatever you're about to say, just stop. I slept like crap last night. I don't want to entertain any of your inane hypotheticals.

Monte
 
 

I don't WONDER if insects have job interviews, or if we're surrounded by invisible people, or if the food has a party when you close the fridge door.

Monte
 
 

I don't care. Just let me be.

Monte
 
Mortimer

-- rocks feel love?

 
 
 

It's never going to get better, is it?

Monte