The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Fri, 30 Oct 2015
Mortimer

Don't worry, Monte. I took all of the razor blades out of the Halloween candy.

 
 
 

WHY WERE THERE RAZOR BLADES IN THE CANDY?

Monte
 
Mortimer

How else was I supposed to keep myself from eating it all before the big day?