[continued] OK, so Mortimer has disappeared, all his belongings are gone, but his precious food is still here. Something's amiss.

Wait, here's a cassette tape under his pillow! Good thing we still collect boomboxes.

(voice) Hi Monte, if you're listening to this, I've disappeared without notice. But you can find me in that one place you know no one would ever look for me.

The health food store!

(voice) This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

AHHH!

(voice) Kidding! Although this is a cassette so the player will probably eat the tape--*garbled* [to be continued]