The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Fri, 29 Apr 2016
Mortimer

Let's say you find a Slinky just sitting by itself in the mail room. Would you say that Slinky is fair game?

 
 
 

If it's been sitting there awhile and no one has claimed it, sure.

Monte
 
Mortimer

Cool, cool. Now say that Slinky isn't a Slinky, but $20. And the mail room isn't a mail room, but your wallet.