Woo! I'm getting excited for the Tony Awards next month!

I'm guessing this is the part when you tell me the "Tony Awards" is some event you're holding that recognizes various people named Tony?

What? No. I'm talking about the Broadway theatre ceremony.

Uh. Oh. Guess I was wrong.

You're thinking of the Tomy Awards.

My tomato awards show.

I don't like you.