...but then i thought, "hey, it may be stuck on the bottom of my shoe, but i know that it's MY gum," and i didn't want to waste my last piece...

i mean, i did give the wad a quick rinse first. but there was still a bit of gravel when i bit into it.

unfortunately, after a few minutes, i looked down at my other shoe and i was like, "oh wait no, that's MY gum."

pretty crazy, right?!

it's my birthday.