ok so i know i say this a lot, but don't go in the break room.

what happened now?

i finally successfully cloned myself.

what? wow. jeez. that's huge.

yeah, but i just spent an hour talking to me, and holy crap. i don't know how you put up with the stuff that comes out of my mouth.

well, that's quite a personal epiphany. could this be a turning point?!

oh goodness no.