I think I want to start a nonprofit.

Lemme guess, you don't mean an N-O-N profit. You mean an N-A-A-N profit, a place that makes money by selling leavened, oven-baked flatbread.

Nope, I meant the first one. But now that you mention it, selling naan would probably make me more money...

I guess I have myself to blame for this one.