listen, i know we aren't serious very often, but something's been bugging me and i'd like to talk about it.

wow, okay. i'm ready. let's hear it.

*sigh* well...

...do you think science will ever find a way to grow fully loaded baked potatoes?

like, they'll come out of the ground with sour cream and cheese?

do you think that day will ever come?

i don't want to talk to you ever again.