it's 10/10! spit on your own shoe or else you'll have bad luck all day!

what? that's not a real custom ANYWHERE ever.

what about the dreaded 10/10 curse?! if you don't leave a burrito on your doorstep, a giant catfish comes to eat you in the night!

again, no.

you've gotta stop listening to those dudes at the bar.

I WASTED A BURRITO.