Where are you going?

Work... Why aren't you dressed? We have an important meeting today.

Oh I can't come. I uh... broke my leg.

You know I'm looking right at you. We live together. I know you didn't break your leg.

Well, I have plans to go skateboarding today. So maybe I will break my leg and then I won't be able to come into work. In fact, I think I'm going to need to take the week off to recover...