How was your shopping trip yesterday?

It was good. I got three new capes and some socks. You know Mort, I'm a little glad that you ruined my old capes. These new ones are definitely more stylish.

I'm glad to hear you say that Monte, because I didn't actually ruin your old capes. I just told you that so you would buy new capes!

Really? Wow. That's oddly sweet of you.

Well, not really. But it would have been really nice if it was true.