{sigh} Hey man, I'm sorry if you experienced any blow-back in the media after last night's epic fight.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Yeah, my heart-stopping Twitter feud with Mrs. Butterworth.

I don't care about any of this.

She's in complete denial about how high her blood sugar is. I mean, they already took both her feet!

WHY DO I KEEP RESPONDING TO THESE TEXTS