The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Tue, 16 Oct 2018

We got a lot of flack about yesterday's chat. Specifically from the Red Vines fans.

Why? Twizzlers are clearly super-

HUSH UP! Red Vines fans are the most blood thirsty group of candy loyalists. You do NOT want to rile them up.

Well, what did they say?

I seem to remember someone saying, "Twizzlers taste like the melted birthday candles on a cake from a party no one went to."

Wow, harsh.

TOLD YOU.