Man, I am READY for TURKEY!

Not so fast! We have SO much work to do. Black Friday deals start at Woot on Monday!

Dude, my mind is like 85% turkey right now. What's the easiest work I can do today? Butter the Deal-O-Meter machinery? Baste the Woot-off? Stuff the BOCs?

Why are you fooding up all those tasks?

Dude. 85% Turkey...