{BEEEP} "Hi, folks! We're taking a couple of days off for the Holidays and like everyone else we're pawning off our work onto our Intern Steve for TODAY's event: STEVE'S PICKS!!!"

PHONE>SETTINGS>CALL FWDING>SEND ALL>"STEVE"

{BOOOOP} STEVE: What? What do I have to do? Like, make a joke or something?

STEVE: Hello?

STEVE: ....today is gonna be brutal, man.