Hey! Matt from Marketing is eating an 8' cake on Twitch today!

You got a typo there, you mean 8". 8' means "eight feet".

I know what I typed, Jasper. It's 4"x3"x8'. It's a full sheet cake that feeds 48 people. It'll be on our Twitch channel 4pm CT.

We truly live in magical times... magical and disgusting times...