Shqueaked-ed... Shookapuh... Sleeeowut...

What is happening here?

I'm trying to figure out a way to phonetically write out the sound of the original Star Trek door opening effect.

You do know your annual review is next week, right? And that 50% of that is a peer-review? ...and that I'm your only peer?

Um, so I'm headed to the replicator, Cap'n. Can I get you a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot?