I really miss rock anthems. There was always one on every album.

Oh, you mean something like "Ode to Granite?, or "Bitchin' Basalt"? or "Love is Like an Igneous Projection"? or the 16th century Gregorian Chant, "A Songe for Unto a Pebble I Sawe One Daye?"

Why do you hate everything I love?