What classic rockstar translates to "put on a shirt"

Oh god, please, it's too early for an awful pun...

ASK IT.

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DO IT NOW.

{sigh} I don't know, wwwhat classic rockstar translates to "put on a shirt"?

Don Henley! See, that didn't hurt too bad, now did it.

...I thinkk i ruptured sommethingg...