Original release date: Sun, 7 Apr 2019
![]() | I'm thinking about growing a mustache, you know, since mustaches are kinda cool now. |
But you've always had hair on your upper lip. So you've always had a mustache, sort of. | ![]() |
![]() | Oh gross! Even when it wasn't cool? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?! Ugh! No wonder Heather Locklear never answered those emails! |

