Hey the boss says we have a lot of new people reading. Maybe we should reintroduce ourselves?

I’m Mortimer, you’re Monte. Can I have a PopTart now?

Well, I mean, shouldn’t we give people some context? Like, we’re roommates…

…and we work at Woot.

…well, “work” is a pretty loose term. At least it’s a paycheck.

Wait, you’re getting paid for this?