Happy Easter, pal! Did you find the eggs I hid for you?

Are you referring to the dozen eggs you "hid" in my bed while I was sleeping? You know you're supposed to hard boil and decorate them, right?

Who has that kind of time? I have stuff to do.

Stuff like cleaning all this raw egg out of my bed?

Nooooooooo... stuff like seeing how many Peeps I can fit in my mouth at once.