uUUggHHHgggHHHHH

You entered that pie eating contest after I told you not to, didn't you.

NooOOOooooULFFF!

The fact that there is now rhubarb, peach and marionberry on my shoes says otherwise...

Hey{burp} don't forget our 15th Brthday next week-

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!