The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Thu, 11 Jul 2019

What are you hoping to get for our 15th birthday this week?

I asked for a protractor, thirty paperclips, and a shoe horn.

....wow.

Well, what did YOU ask for?

JETPACK! I've always wanted a jetpack.

So 200lbs of explosive fuel strapped to your back that takes you far, far away? ...I think I'll ask for that, too.

HUZZAH!