Original release date: Wed, 4 Sep 2019
![]() | Man, my Canadian model girlfriend that I met at summer camp will just NOT stop texting me. |
...really... | ![]() |
![]() | Yeah, her wanting to be around me is a constant... I call it "Static Cling" ;) |
I KNEW it! I knew you didn't have a girlfriend!! | ![]() |
![]() | ...joke's pretty good, though. |
NO IT'S NOT. | ![]() |

