OK, you didn't like my Punisher/Microchip suggestion, you hate Sonny/Cher, I couldn't even get you on board with my amazing Allegra/Dust Mite group costume. WHAT do you want to be for Halloween?

...At home, on my couch, resting my weary bones with a sleeve of Rolos, a cup of chamomile, and all the lights turned off so those darn kids stop knocking on my door.

That sounds like the worst Halloween ever. If you're gonna be a fun-sucker shut-in, I'm gonna go without you.

Aaand my work here is done.