Can I borrow this 600 feet of cellophane tape from the supply closet?

Why did you use the word "cellophane"? Don't we just call it "scotch tape"?

Ah, a common misconception. Scotch Tape is actually a brand name! Ha!

Ha! That' so interestin-HEY get back here and tell me what you need that tape for!!!

Mortimer?

Oh man that's gonna bug me all weekend.